Posts Tagged ‘Epic fail’

Doogie2K
Jun 16th, 2011
10:57AM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2011 Playoff Wrap-Up

Montreal is charging Vancouver with plagiarism. Just like in '94.

Doogie Hoop Matt Gerard Result
4-1 4-1 4-3 4-2 4-3
0-1 0-1 1-0 1-0 W-L
4 4 0 1 GO
0 0 1 0 PS
8-7 11-4 9-6 11-4 W-L
33 27 34 34 GO
6 4 2 1 PS

Well, I’ll confess to a bit of embarrassment. I really thought Thomas looked vulnerable after the Tampa series, but he got his shit together and earned that Conn Smythe Trophy. Then again, one could also reasonably say that Vancouver laid an egg as much as Thomas et al. shut them down. Injuries were a factor, to be sure: Henrik Sedin and Ryan Kesler, at least, were playing on one leg, while Dan Hamhuis, Mikael Samuelsson, and in Game 7, Mason Raymond, were all badly hurt enough to miss the Finals. But injuries are always a factor, for both teams: Marc Savard (remember him?) and Nathan Horton were both MIA with concussions for all and most of the Finals, respectively. In the end, part of the blame obviously has to go to Luongo, who sieved it up in the three Boston games, and was okay but not good enough last night when he needed to be at his best. But on the other hand, he was brilliant in Games 1, 2, and 5; he had no goal support throughout the series. He needed to allow 0 or fewer goals in five of the seven games to win, and in Game 6, both Canucks goals came in garbage time, well after Luongo had finished for the evening. Luongo wasn’t good enough, but neither were the players in front of him. This is a team loss, and any insinuation that this automatically makes Luongo not a Big Game Goalie, and that this was a career-defining moment, defining him as a Loser, is all absurd. He’s played in big games before and won, he’s bounced back from shit games before with brilliant performances, and this loss only defines his career if he never makes it back.

But enough about the losers; credit must be given to the champions where it’s due. Thomas, as noted, was brilliant, giving up just eight goals in seven games, which must be some kind of record, made the most saves in Stanley Cup Playoffs and Stanley Cup Finals history, finished with a stats line of 1.98/.940, and pitched four shutouts, two of them in the Finals (the two SO stats, funny enough, mirror those of Luongo). Chara and Seidenberg did their job in shutting down the Sedins’ cycle game. Methuselah Recchi went out in style, with seven points in the Final series. Brad Marchand came out of nowhere to be a Luongo-wrecking machine, scoring five goals in the Bruins’ four victories and setting a team rookie record with 11 post-season goals. David Krejci led the NHL in playoff goals (12) and points (23). They overcame 2-0 playoff series deficits for the first two times in their 86-season history in Montreal and Vancouver, winning both series in seven games. After putting forth one of the biggest choke jobs in the history of professional sport last year, the Bruins bounced back and proved themselves worthy contenders. Congratulations to the better team.

As for our little contest here, well, as I noted before, Hoop won again, with Gerard placing second, Matt (the only one to nail the Final series) third, and me fourth. Congratulations etc., I hate you all, see you next year.

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Doogie2K
Apr 23rd, 2010
11:07AM UTC

Oilers Fire Some Guys

Accountability, motherfuckers!

I’m glad the Oilers fired two guys who schlepped bags and the one guy Souray said had nothing to do with his injuries or guys coming back early from injuries, instead of the people who constructed or coached the team to its worst position ever, and who apparently can’t even manage to tell prospects what the hell their plans are or what they’re supposed to be working on.

I wonder if Tambo will give another speech next summer about how things are going to change around here, Goddammit, and bang his shoe on the podium, and then fire the Zamboni driver and the Northlands Coliseum janitors. That’ll be fun.

Update: I’ve just been informed by Oilers general manager Steve Tambellini that my services will no longer be required as intermittent updater of this here blog. He thanked me for my years of service, and told me that while this was a move that had to be made for the future of the franchise, in his heart, I’ll be an Oilers fan forever.

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Ender
Apr 13th, 2010
6:55PM UTC

For anyone who's keeping score

A look back at the great goaltending debate of 2009

The Oilers had a lot of things go wrong this year and as much as people like to bring up the cap I’m not convinced that it limited them this year and given that they’re planning to rebuild I’m not sure it limits them next year. However, at the beginning of the season a list was published of the best goalies of the last 3 seasons who were free agents, and what they were signed at. Let’s take a look again.

  1. Martin Biron: 77 wins, .914 SV% (10th) – 1 year, 1.4 million per season
  2. Ty Conklin: 46 wins, .911 SV% (18th) – 2 years, 1.3 million per season
  3. Nikolai Khabibulin: 73 wins, .909 SV% (23rd) – 4 years,  3.75 million per season
  4. Dwayne Roloson: 70 wins, .909 SV% (25th) – 2 years, 2.5 million per season
  5. Mathieu Garon: 47 wins, .908 SV% (26th) – 2 years, 1.2 million per season
  6. Manny Fernandez: 40 wins, .907 SV% (27th) – unsigned
  7. Martin Gerber: 55 wins, .907 SV% (28th) – signed in the KHL
  8. Jason Labarbera: 25 wins, .907 SV% (29th) – 2 years, 1.0 million per season
  9. Manny Legace: 63 wins, .905 SV% (32nd) - 1 year, 0.5 million per season
  10. Olaf Kolzig: 49 wins, .902 SV% (36th) – unsigned
  11. Antero Niittymaki: 36 wins, .902 SV% (37th) – 1 year, .6 million per season
  12. Brent Johnson: 25 wins, .900 SV% (39th) – 1 year, .525 million per season
  13. Joey MacDonald: 17 wins, .900 SV% (40th) – unsigned
  14. Fredrik Norrena: 35 wins, .899 SV% (43rd) – signed in the SEL
  15. Curtis Sanford: 19 wins, .896 SV% (46th) – 1 year, .6 million per season
  16. Andrew Raycroft: 51 wins, .891 SV% (48th) – 1 year, .5 million per season
  17. Curtis Joseph: 26 wins, .889 SV% (49th) – unsigned

(Courtesy Copper ‘N Blue)

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Doogie2K
Mar 31st, 2010
10:48AM UTC

Consumer Reports

Or, "Why Monster Cables Are Such A Fucking Rip-Off"


Budget Planner – Mint.com

Hey, when a site encourages you to repost their thing, I’m okay with linking back to them. Anyway, back when we got our new HDTV at Christmas, I tried to convince my uncle not to buy the $130 HDMI cables, because they were a waste of fucking money. This is, for some reason, an unpopular opinion amongst people who have bought multiple $130 cables because they didn’t know better. I can’t imagine why.

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Doogie2K
Mar 19th, 2010
12:08PM UTC

Game 1

Refs 4, Hitmen 2

2 2 0 4
1 0 1 2

Bruce at C&B has earned the reputation of being the most inclined to bitch about officiating, and certainly in any given game, there’s plenty of ammo on both sides of the aisle as to who got jobbed in favour of whom, and who’s getting paid by whom to blow the game, etc. But on a night like last night, it’s really hard not to get exceedingly frustrated. Through the first half of the game, the majority of the penalties went Calgary’s way, even though the balance of fouls committed was probably close to even. There were three or four questionable to outright phantom calls against the Hitmen, while two or three rather blatant penalties by Moose Jaw were left uncalled — a couple of which happened right before Hitmen penalties leading to goals. It got to the point where every time there was even the perception of a foul by the Warriors, or indeed any time an arm went in the air, the crowd pre-emptively got up in arms, which actually got irritating in its own right.

But bad officiating is something you’ve got to play through, and if Calgary’s PK had been on its game, it wouldn’t have been so much of an issue. Maybe they’re still down one or two, but it’s close, right? Except the PK utterly failed to generate much in the way of pressure for most of the game, while Martin Jones was caught out of position or failing to react in time on multiple occasions, resulting in three power-play goals against on six opportunities on the night. Worst of all, by the time the Hitmen started getting a preponderance of make-up calls — Moose Jaw got the last six non-coincidental minors in a row, after Calgary got six of the first eight — they were down by three and were frequently unable to get or stay set up. They did generate a few glorious chances on a five-on-three late in the second, but Joel Broda missed twice and a third puck sat tantalizingly in the blue paint, a good foot from the goalie’s skate, before being batted away. Any of those go in, it’s 4-2 going into the intermission and suddenly a comeback looks exceedingly possible. Instead, the only PP marker on the night effectively came in garbage time, off the stick of Brandon Kozun (who led the home side with a goal and an assist) with just seven minutes to play.

Lost in the story of officiating and special teams is the fact that Warriors goalie Jeff Bosch played a hell of a game. There were a few flashy-looking saves, but mostly, he earned his first star based on volume, with the shots ratio 3:1 (50-16) in favour of the Hitmen. And for all the complaints about the Hitmen special teams, the Moose Jaw boys were equal to the task on this night, disrupting Calgary’s cycle game and creating good pressure and screens down low on the power play. Tempting as it is to simply point the finger at Stripes and call it a day (indeed, Farley came out halfway through the third dressed as a ref with a big ol’ white cane), credit is due to the Warriors who came in looking vastly overmatched and took advantage of every opportunity given to them. Now, they have at least a degree of momentum, and it’s on the Hitmen to respond and deliver the game we know they’re capable of.

I’ll be taking a miss on Game 2 tomorrow night due to a family commitment; Games 3 and 4 are in Moose Jaw on Monday and Tuesday, before Game 5, if necessary, goes Thursday back at the ‘Dome. Go Hitmen.

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