Doogie2K
Apr 29th, 2011
4:00PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2011 Conference Semifinals

Too clever for my own good, or just unlucky?

I love Game 7s. Except when the team I pick to win a series loses three out of four.

Doogie Hoop Matt Gerard Result
4-3 4-1 4-2 4-2 4-3
4-1 4-1 4-1 4-0 4-2
4-2 4-2 4-2 4-3 4-0
4-2 4-3 4-3 4-2 4-2
4-1 4-2 4-2 4-3 4-1
4-3 4-3 4-1 4-1 4-3
4-2 4-1 4-2 4-2 4-3
4-2 4-3 4-2 4-2 4-3
4-4 7-1 5-3 6-2 W-L
15 11 18 16 GO
3 1 0 1 PS

Somehow, I picked three series perfectly and only got four right altogether. One of those was a total brain cramp (Really? Phoenix?), but the rest were such total crapshoots. Two were one-goal games, one in OT. Ah, well, enough of the excuses. Time to make up ground in round two. Somehow.

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Doogie2K
Apr 13th, 2011
2:00PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2011 Conference Quarterfinals

Bonus Predicton: Hoop is a Jerkstore, Wins Again

Welcome to the fourth annual SNN Predicts series of articles (fifth overall, if you count the 2004 version done on the forums, lost to the mists of time but notable for the fact that I went 0-4 in series involving the Flames), in which we act like we know what we’re talking about and make our (mostly) blindingly obvious predictions, with a shocking amount of success, considering some mainstream reporters usually wind up under .500 by the time the Stanley Cup is finally awarded somewhere around Canada Day. The East was actually remarkably stable this year, with all the positions pretty much staying the same through the final couple of weeks, despite a hard charge from Carolina down the stretch. Meanwhile, out West, seeds 4-9 were decided by putting all the teams into a blender, hitting “purée,” and seeing what came out: thus how Anaheim mysteriously wound up with home-ice advantage. Countdown to the first article pronouncing Vancouver “Canada’s team,” and urging Canadians to root them to “our” first Stanley Cup since 1993? Let’s say T minus ten days. (You will note that I jacked most of that intro from last year’s post. I figure why mess with a good thing?)

Editor’s Note: Matt’s picks are going up late, because he’s screwing the pooch really busy at work. So I present the other three, and will edit his in whenever he gets around to giving them to me. [Ed: And now they're up.]

Editor’s Note #2: Picks may be late, considering Round #2 starts tomorrow and I have a presentation to prepare for on Friday morning. I may write postmortems for all the series on the weekend or something, or I may get distracted by a shiney.

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Doogie2K
Oct 31st, 2010
8:42AM UTC

The Canadiens Diaspora: Fall 2010

The 'Holy Shit, Chelios Finally Retired' Edition

It’s back! The ex-Oilers and ex-Habs trackers are here again for 2010, covering all the free-agency moves and minor-league goaltending you can handle. Note that I’m only adding people who made their respective NHL rosters, though I’m keeping the rest in hand in case they get called up later in the year (exception: Sheldon Souray, who stays on the list out of spite). Here we have the listing (complete so far as I can determine) of all the ex-Habs in the NHL as of the end of October 2010, where they are now, and what the details of their stay(s) with the franchise entailed. Leading news is the retirement of the NHL’s elder statesman, Chris Chelios, at the age of 48. To put things in perspective, no one on this list was even drafted, never mind playing in the NHL, when he was traded by the Habs in 1990. Also retired: super-pest Darcy Tucker, most recently of the Colorado Avalanche but most memorably of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Suffice to say, I won’t miss the little shitbag one bit.

The companion ex-Oilers post can be found here.

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Doogie2K
Oct 31st, 2010
8:41AM UTC

The Oilers Diaspora: Fall 2010

Where have you gone, Marty Reasoner? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo.

It’s back! The ex-Oilers and ex-Habs trackers are here again for 2010, covering all the free-agency moves and minor-league goaltending you can handle. Note that I’m only adding people who made their respective NHL rosters, though I’m keeping the rest in hand in case they get called up later in the year. Here we have the listing (complete so far as I can determine) of all the ex-Oilers in the NHL as of the end of October 2010, where they are now, and what the details of their stay(s) with the franchise entailed. Lots of turnover this summer (and thank God for some of those moves), and two retirements of note: Georges Laraque and Kirk Maltby. I deliberately waited until the end of the month so we’d see a few borderline cases (Dany Syvret, Ryan Potulny) get call-ups, though not all of the ones I anticipated (hello, Marc Pouliot) made the cut. Also, this only counts actual NHL appearances: Dany Sabourin wearing a ball cap on the end of the bench for a couple of games won’t cut it.

The companion list of ex-Habs can be found here.

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Ender
Oct 6th, 2010
1:49PM UTC

FTFY

Normally I don’t do this, but I came across a couple of articles Derek has written recently which rely heavily on logic and fallacies.  Seriously Derek, make the arguments that you want, but please stop trying to look reasonable, logical, or authoritative in print.  Your audience may or may not be able to tell where big gaping logic holes and fallacies exist, but some of us do.  I’d go through both articles, but that would take a lot of time and I think the points are made in this one carry to the next.  Well, aside the heavy use of Straw Man in the other one.

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