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Ender
Apr 23rd, 2010
9:22AM UTC

Video Games as Art

The search for cultural and artistic importance continues.

RE: Ebert’s Second Take

For what it’s worth, I think both parties are missing each others point.

Art is a tricky thing.  Some people believe that art is any production of creation while others believe that “art” and “entertainment” should be separated because there’s something distinctly different between the two.  While I’m firmly in the second camp, I get what both parties are saying so let’s try to bridge the gap.  Ebert is speaking from ignorance — that’s pretty obvious — but he still has a point.  If we separate the two concepts games cannot be art.  However, separating the two makes no sense unless we separate “game” from “narrative.”

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Doogie2K
Apr 14th, 2010
4:00PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2010 Conference Quarterfinals

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a really stupid idea.

Welcome to the third annual SNN Predicts series of articles (fourth overall, if you count the 2004 version done on the forums, lost to the mists of time but notable for the fact that I went 0-4 in series involving the Flames), in which we act like we know what we’re talking about and make our (mostly) blindingly obvious predictions, with a shocking amount of success, considering some mainstream reporters usually wind up under .500 by the time the Stanley Cup is finally awarded somewhere around Canada Day. Round One in the East seems like a cake walk, which is why someone is going to pull off the shocking upset, and Round One in the West seems much more open, which is why every team you’d expect to win will. It’s the way of the world. Countdown to the first article pronouncing Vancouver “Canada’s team,” and urging Canadians to root them to our first Stanley Cup since 1993? Let’s say T minus ten days.

Matt and Gerard were comically late getting their entries to me, so this goes up mere minutes before the start of the playoffs. But it’s on time! Improvement from last year! After the jump, let’s see some predictions…

Not really much to say about tonight’s game that hasn’t been said already. The Caps’ stars left their gameplan in a bin, and all tried to do it all themselves. The Habs block a million shots, Halak stops the other million, and it’s 2-1 for the bleu, blanc, et rouge over the red, white, and blue.

Conference semis start tomorrow. We’re on the clock, gentlemen.

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Doogie2K
Feb 20th, 2010
5:41PM UTC

The Oilers Diaspora (Updated)

So a while back, I got to thinking, just how many former Oilers are out there in the NHL this year? With the way players move around these days, it seemed to me there’d be quite a few; when I looked into it, I discovered that the number is actually closer to “a fucking lot of them.” Restricting it just to players who were at one point Oilers property (no Chris Higgins or Milan Lucic) and who have played at least one game in the NHL this year (no Mike York or Krys Kolanos) still turned up 53 of them (Edit: Make that 56.), from farmhands on a cup of coffee (Guillaume Lefebvre) to future Hall of Famers (Chris Pronger). Here they are, broken down by current team. (Edit: Updated as of this year’s trade deadline, March 3.)

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Hoop27
Sep 3rd, 2009
3:19PM UTC

Bizzaro World – The Hamilton Blackberries

Heywood Jablomi TSN reporting.

Sept 3/09 – Today in Phoenix, Judge Redfield T. Baum handed down a ruling saying that Jim Balsillie was not an acceptable bidder for the Phoenix Coyotes franchise. However he also ruled that the NHL had violated anti-trust law, and was awarding an expansion team to the Blackberry Billionaire to begin play immediately for the upcoming 09/10 season in the city of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

The NHL immediately refused to hold an expansion draft and required the team to be filled up with UFA players. Wasting little time Mr. Balsillie called up his close and dear friend Hoop27 to put together an NHL roster for the upcoming season using the salary numbers from the UFA’s last contracts.

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Doogie2K
Aug 31st, 2009
4:19PM UTC

Question Marks, Part III

The Masked Men

The Oilers blogosphere (sorry, I’ve grown to hate the sound of the portmanteau) has spent a lot of energy this summer wailing and gnashing teeth over every aspect of Nikolai Khabibulin’s signing — the age, the stats, the term, the dollars, and the seeming disinterest in alternatives. I can’t quibble entirely with the last three: I’d have liked the signing more if it’d been for a year fewer and about a half-million less, and unless we’re talking an elite-level player, I, like Dany Heatley, prefer options, if for no other reason than the fact that it’s good negotiating practice. I’m unmoved, however, by the arguments that Khabi is too old or no longer capable of cutting it.

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