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Useless Historical Statistic of the Day: Playoff Futility March 7th, 2010 by Doogie2K

A few months back, when it first looked like the Coyotes were a legit team, I became curious about their current active playoff futility streak — no playoff series wins since 1987, when the Winnipeg Jets defeated the Calgary Flames in a six-game Smythe Division Semi-Final — and how it compared to other historical paragons of failure.

Turns out, it compares pretty favourably, in exactly the wrong way. More specifically, I’m pretty sure they currently hold the NHL record for most seasons played without a playoff series victory. These are the longest streaks I could find:

  • Winnipeg Jets-Phoenix Coyotes: 1987-88 to 2003-04; 2005-06 to 2008-09 (21 seasons)
  • Quebec Bulldogs-Hamilton Tigers-New York Americans: 1913-14 to 1916-17; 1919-20 to 1934-35 (20 seasons)
  • New York Rangers: 1950-51 to 1969-70 (20 seasons)

Note that the Bulldogs-Tigers-Americans franchise streak includes their final four seasons in the NHL’s predecessor league, the National Hockey Association. Note also that all these years are inclusive, and that seasons in which a team did not play — 2004-05 for the Coyotes; 1917-18 and 1918-19 for the Bulldogs — are excluded for obvious reasons. This also means that while the Ottawa Senators did not win a playoff series between the old franchise’s last Stanley Cup in 1927 and the new franchise’s first series victory in 1998, only twelve seasons were completed during that stretch — six as the old Senators, one as the St. Louis Eagles, and five as the new Senators — which puts them down the list a bit.

This list should also give us Oilers fans a bit of perspective, for however bad things seem to be now, we’ve only missed the playoffs four seasons in a row: we have a long, long way to go before we’re as historically bad as these guys.

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The Oilers Diaspora (Updated) February 20th, 2010 by Doogie2K

So a while back, I got to thinking, just how many former Oilers are out there in the NHL this year? With the way players move around these days, it seemed to me there’d be quite a few; when I looked into it, I discovered that the number is actually closer to “a fucking lot of them.” Restricting it just to players who were at one point Oilers property (no Chris Higgins or Milan Lucic) and who have played at least one game in the NHL this year (no Mike York or Krys Kolanos) still turned up 52 of them (Edit: Make that 55.), from farmhands on a cup of coffee (Guillaume Lefebvre) to future Hall of Famers (Chris Pronger). Here they are, broken down by current team. (Edit: Updated as of this year’s trade deadline, March 3.)
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How to watch the Olympics in HD February 13th, 2010 by Gerard

Apparently I’m Canadian.

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Dear Oilers, February 4th, 2010 by Gerard

I’m a pretty big fan.  I’ve even supported the idea that you could be a great team with some minor personnel changes and playing as a team.  This is not the time to start doing that.

I’ll admit, even in the middle of January I was hoping for a repeat of Quinn’s undefeated streak (35 games) which could have propelled you into the playoff picture.  However, doing the math today shows that even if you win every game between now and the end of the season you’d be lucky to get 8th spot (with 96 points).  This is not the time to win.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you should actively try to lose.  At this stage of the game if you break .500 for the rest of the season you’re still only likely to drop down to 3rd pick.  And while, yes, Toronto getting first pick would entertain me bitterly (I believe you’re aware that their pick goes to Boston this year) and I realize that there’s no real clearance between the first and second prospects this season it should be up to you to pick between Daigle and Pronger.  You don’t want to obsess over what might have been.

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No, I actually don’t write anymore… January 1st, 2010 by Doogie2K

Look, folks.  Let’s face facts.  The Oilers fucking suck this year.  I tried to hold out optimism as long as possible, but after seeing them drop seven of eight and fall into the Western basement, and looking at the amount of other shit I could be doing instead — Hitmen season tickets, podcasts, magazine subscriptions, TV shows, video games — to say nothing of work and school, it became pretty easy to let this one slide.  But since I’ve been watching the World Juniors, anyway, I figured I might as well keep tabs on the Oilers prospects in the tournament: Jordan Eberle (CAN), Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson and Anton Lander (SWE), and Teemu Hartikainen and Toni Rajala (FIN).  I’ve been posting daily(ish) updates on C&B, listed below.  Enjoy.

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Fail December 1st, 2009 by Gerard

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This Made Me Feel Sad and Old November 12th, 2009 by Doogie2K

The scene: I’m at the Hitmen game yesterday, and two kids, maybe seven years old, are looking at the back of their Miikka Kiprusoff statue thing to see what other players are available.  They see that Shane Doan is available as both a Coyote and a Jet.  Recorded verbatim:

Kid #1: It’s the same guy, but he’s with a different team.
Kid #2: Who’s “Winnipeg Jets?”
Kid #1: I don’t know who Winnipeg Jets are.

Sadder still: the realization that the idols of my childhood were nearly all retired before these kids were even born.

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I Was Worried… October 30th, 2009 by Matt

…I’d miss my chance to post this with my work schedule, but they’ve held on.

NHL Standings (103009)

That’s right. No where to go but down. ;) Like an Avalanche.

I must say, I’ve been, like most others, quite pleased and impressed (well, others might not be pleased), by the Avs this year. Almost a third of the points they got by end of season last year, in less than a fifth of the games (16%ish). I don’t know if I’m ready to say that the “rebuilding Avs” they’re going to hold out, and hold on, but in the mean time…

“Suck it.” :P

And in other early predictions, how about the crazy NW division yet again, four of the five teams in the Top 15, well, I’m going to see if tonight’s game is getting aired on any channel I can access.

Later all.

Matt

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Strange Days October 23rd, 2009 by Gerard

After tonight’s game, a few oddities caught my eye:

  • Dustin Penner is 4th in the league in points
  • Dustin Penner is 4th in the league in goals
  • Dustin Penner is 1st in the league in even-strength points
  • JDD is 1st in the league in GAA
  • Edmonton is currently tied for the 2nd most points in the conference (but seeded 4th)
  • JDD is 1st in the league in SV%
  • Ladislav Smid is 2nd in the league in +/-
  • Dustin Penner is 4th in the league in +/-
  • Ales Hemsky is 10th in the league in assists

Now I’m not going to make the argument that those numbers will stay there or anything.  That said, to get there with Souray, Staios, Pisani and Pouliot out, in addition to Stone and Brule missing a couple of games, it’s tough to not feel good about this team’s chances moving forwards.  I mean, they’ve won 6 of their last 8 now.  I’m not going to start planning the parade or say that they’ll definitely going to win the division, but I think it’s hard to argue now that they’re not at least capable of it.

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Clegg, I think it’s time to panic October 20th, 2009 by Gerard

From the Canuck’s postgame:

We hit a couple of posts

We didn’t get any bounces

We should have scored a couple

The pucks are going to be in sooner or later

What are you going to do?

Our powerplay [...] let us down

The key player in tonight’s game was their goaltender [...] [he] didn’t enable us to get any momentum

I’m not a psych major or anything, but that sounds like loser talk to me. Not just loser talk, but losers who feel like they deserve wins regardless of whether or not they get them.  Shift the blame boys, shift the blame.

To be honest, that’s one thing I’m really liking about Edmonton this year.  Regardless of whether they win or lose, the company line seems to be:

We might have gotten some good bounces but we keep making mistakes and we’re not going to be happy unless we have mistake-free games.

Don’t get me wrong, Vancouver could easily turnaround.  But this attitude can’t possibly be helping them, and is most likely hurting them.

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