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Doogie2K
May 14th, 2012
1:29PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2012 Conference Finals

Yes, it's a day late. Yes, we made these picks in advance. No, you can't see the timestamps on the admin forum to prove it. Shut up.

Doogie Hoop Matt Gerard Result
4-3 4-2 4-2 4-2 4-0
4-2 4-0 4-1 4-3 4-1
4-3 4-2 4-3 4-1 4-3
4-2 4-1 4-1 4-0 4-1
2-2 2-2 2-2 1-3 W-L
13 17 14 17 GO
0 0 0 0 PS
8-4 7-5 8-4 5-7 W-L
30 36 28 42 GO
1 0 2 0 PS

Wow. Dig the carnage there. Did anyone other than Travis Hair at Five For Howling have Phoenix in five? Holy shit.

Also, with Washington’s loss last night, I think Gerard has all but mathematically been eliminated from contention: the best he can finish is 8-7 now, whereas the worst Matt and I can finish is 8-7. So basically, unless he nails all three remaining series and we biff all three remaining series, he’s done. So now it’s down to the two of us and the returning champion, who needs to get us his picks, incidentally.

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Doogie2K
Apr 27th, 2012
1:18PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2012 Conference Semi-Finals

No longer placeholder! Double woo!

Doogie Hoop Matt Gerard Result
4-3 4-3 4-2 4-2 4-1
4-0 4-2 4-0 4-0 4-1
4-3 4-2 4-1 4-3 4-2
4-3 4-3 4-2 4-2 4-1
4-1 4-2 4-2 4-1 4-3
4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-3
4-1 4-1 4-2 4-0 4-3
4-3 4-3 4-2 4-2 4-2
6-2 5-3 6-2 4-4 W-L
17 19 14 25 GO
0 0 1 0 PS

At last, the proper post, complete with all the carnage from round one. The Rangers and Devils really saved our bacon there last night, didn’t they?

A historic note I neglected to make last post was that not only did St. Louis and Phoenix win their first playoff series in over a decade (in Phoenix’s case, 25 years), but so, too, did the LA Kings: their last playoff series win was a 2001 upset of the Detroit Red Wings. In fact, this was just their second playoff series win since their 1993 run to the Stanley Cup Finals. So hooray for a bunch of history being made this year. Too bad that campaign was cancelled in favour of “Because It’s The Cup.”

[Ed: No, Matt still hasn't posted his picks yet. Hurry up, jackass. UPDATE: And he finally did, the day after.]

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Doogie2K
Apr 11th, 2012
4:27PM UTC

SNN Predicts: 2012 Conference Quarter-Finals

Here we go again on our own, goin' down the only road we've ever known

Welcome to the fifth (!) annual SNN Predicts series of articles (sixth overall, if you count the 2004 version done on the forums, lost to the mists of time but notable for the fact that I went 0-4 in series involving the Flames), in which we act like we know what we’re talking about and make our (mostly) blindingly obvious predictions, with a shocking amount of success, considering some mainstream reporters usually wind up under .500 by the time the Stanley Cup is finally awarded somewhere around Canada Day. This is also at least my third year in a row copying and pasting the same intro, because I’m cool like that. Some surprise changes in the seeding in the last few days of the season, at least if you decide three days in advance to use SportsClubStats’ projections to pregame for this post. What the fuck, Ottawa? Really? Whatever. In other news, congrats to Phoenix for their best-ever playoff seed despite losing their #1 goalie for nothing over the summer (Don Maloney should win the Sam Pollock Memorial Award for GM of the Year That Isn’t Technically Named for Trader Sam but Really Should Be, because holy shit that dude can build a hockey team on the budget of your average indie flick), and congrats to Florida for breaking their playoff drought despite being pretty Goddamned terrible. Hooray for the Southleast Division and stuff.

Also note that I’ll probably be relying on fancystats way more this year, just because I’ve had less than zero time to watch teams play, for the most part. I’m grumpy about it, but I’m hoping I can make up for it in the later rounds. [Ed: And I think after citing the fancystats I've ignored them in at least half of the predictions. Oh well.]

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Doogie2K
Mar 25th, 2012
12:24PM UTC

Hitmen Pre/Post-Game Thing: Apparently There’s A Game Today?

First time in six years those email notifications have come in handy.

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0 0 0 0

I’m not gonna lie, I totally thought this thing was tomorrow. Not that I’m entirely sure I’d have something written by then, since I kind of have a 20-page proposal due a week from Tuesday, and a five-page stats assignment and five-minute presentation for this Tuesday to do before then. So, the summary of last game: better start, terrible late first/early second, got our shit together as the second went on, Brandon melted down, 4-0 final, and I’m a dick for not bringing a hat for Trevor Cheek.

It goes without saying that the Hitmen need two of three in Winnipeg. Let’s hope the Wheaties keep trying to goon it up and take penalties, because whatever failings the Hitmen have on the PP, the Wheaties similarly have on the PK, and so far, that matchup’s worked out in our favour so far. Game’s at 4, go watch it on WHL.ca PPV, and go Hitmen.

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Doogie2K
Mar 23rd, 2012
11:46AM UTC

Hitmen Post-Game/Game Day: An Inauspicious Debut

Welp.

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2 1 3 6

That could’ve gone better.

I was tempted to write a smart-assed tweet before the opening draw that, because of all the nice things I’d said about the Hitmen defence, they’d get outshot 40-20 and lose horribly just to spite me. I wasn’t quite on the mark – the Hitmen actually outshot Brandon 36-32 – but the “lose horribly” part was well in evidence, as Calgary dropped Game 1 by a mostly-earned 6-2 count.

The thing I really want to highlight here is just how terribly the defence played. To a man, they were blowing coverage, making blatant unforced errors (the two giveaways that led to the third and fourth goals), and generally running around like rookies. It was a highly disappointing and uncharacteristic performance that really left goalie Chris Driedger without much recourse. No, that second goal shouldn’t have counted, and yes, he might like one or two of those back ideally, but none of the goals were egregious sieve jobs as I’ve seen on some evenings. Driedger didn’t have a fantastic game, but I can’t fairly blame him for this loss. It’s the guys in front of him who didn’t do enough, and the Hitmen are going to need a much better and smarter effort from the D and from the leadership of the team (as you’ll see below, Jimmy Bubnick had a night to forget) if they want to avoid carrying an 0-2 millstone around their necks for the long bus ride to Manitoba.

The other thing that caught my attention was that Alex Roach dressed as a forward last night. I assume the Hitmen are short bodies, because Roach played in the bottom six, predominantly with Chase Clayton and #1 bantam pick Jake Virtanen. Roach acquitted himself well enough, though there were a few plays where he looked a little uncomfortable with the weird positioning. It’s not the first time head coach Mike Williamson has moved someone from their normal spot: captain Cody Sylvester took a few turns on D in the early season while the roster was getting sorted out.

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